I ran across this hilarious list while browsing today. Apparently, Kelloggs has seen fit to create a product called “Lego Fun Snacks.”
An annoyed parent had this to say: “I just spent the first three years of my son’s life trying to get him not to eat blocks, and now you’re telling him they taste like strawberries.”
The comedy geniuses at Woot.com have created a list of the next products the geniuses of Lego Fun Snacks are likely to create next:
1. This Bag Is Not Not A Toy: the plastic bag with candy coating on the inside!
2. Need A Ride?: the board game where you make new friends and get into their cars!
3. Zooper Zapper: the panel that lights up and plays cool sounds when you stick metal things in its little slots!
4. Gummi Mr. Yuk!
5. Retina Spy: the sunglasses that reveal secret messages when you stare directly at the sun!
6. AntiFreeezz: the neon green high-sugar energy drink!
7. Get The Lead In candy paint chips!
8. The Scorchin’ Organ: the toy piano shaped like a stove, with keys that look like heat coils!
9. The Candy Pharmacist play set!
10. Ye Olde MatchTowne: the toy village where every citizen looks like a match!
11. Caliber Creamer: the toy gun that dispenses whipped cream!
12. NASCAR Racing Scissors: the faster you run, the bigger the fun!
Ha! credit Woot Blog.
Posted by Paul at 11:04 AM. Filed under: Just for Fun •
